The gas. The discomfort. The lies we told ourselves and others to keep broccoli in our lives....you know, the "sorry, I'm gassy but I really don't think its the broccoli" lies. Well, it's over. The "Chopped" Tee lets people know you're so moving on to other sources of fiber.

• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (172.9 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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